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Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
—
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)