What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

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Freaks and Cheeks

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

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Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

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Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)